Hi folks, this is just a little note to those people that happen to reside in Detroit, Michigan, and its surrounding metropolitan area. Today’s power outages were caused by the rain and the weather. They were not caused by a test of anything the Evil One is working on. Honest. Go about your normal routines. Move along people, nothing to see here.
Oh, and uh, the rain is completely unrelated to the precipitation heavy weather systems the midwest and east coast have been experiencing since late last year. These are completely unrelated to any weather experiments that we may or may not have been involved in.
If you’re looking to point fingers, you might want to point them out west towards Bill Gates…
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